School Life

Subha subha phone halla machai

jab school jane ka waqt ho jaye

uth kar apne datoon ko chamkai

breakfast karke mast ho jaye

chalte chalte raaste main yaad aaye

homework book toh ghar bhul aaye

teacher ko jab sachai bataye

toh usse yakeen ho na paye

sorry keh kar miss ko manaye

kabhi kabhi woh maan bhi jaye

jab lunch ka waqt ho jaye

ghar se jyada canteen yaad aaye

jab garma garum ragda khaye

peth main thandak ho jaye

doston ke saang gappe ladaye

bell bajte he class ko chale aaye

saare baache karte hai rab se duaaye

koi toh teacher absent ho jaye

math ka jab period aaye

formulas main sab uljeh reh jaaye

history mam jab aa kar pakaye

wooden bench bhi takya ban jaye

chemistry ka jab waqt ho jaye

sab kahe its a sleeping period bhaye

biology mam jab concept samjhai

saare bacche apna sir khujaye

physics mam jab gravitation sikhaye

hum sab ko toh ghar yaad aaye

geography main jab yaad karne ho maps

sab mar lete hai apne aap ko slaps

sab se aacha hai environment bhai

kuch bhi likho marks toh aaye hi aaye

iss sab ke baad jab jaana ho ghar

lunch main kya hoga uski hoti hai fikar

Padhai

Soch  liya hai maine ab toh yeh yaar

Padh kar sabko dekha denge issbar

Bachpan main mila hume sab se dular

Ashirvad kamane ki lalach na rahi yaar

Maa ki daath se hoti thi subha

Aur unhi ke pyaar se hoti thi raat

Papa ka pyaar toh tha anmol

Data nahi jab mile ande gol

Didi ne toh ki meri jam ke pitai

Math phir bhi samajh na aaye

Bhayya ne toh chod de saari umeede

Woh kya jaane maine uthai kitne taklife

Sab kehte hai maine nahi ki tyyari

Kya karu mujhe toh apni chutti thi pyaari

Jab exam dene ki aayi baari

Paper dekh kar hawa nikal gayi saari

Dil mera toh hogaya tha bhari

just pass honi ki novbat na aajaaye hamari

ab ki hai maine puri tayyari

dekh lena padungi sab pe bhari

Examiners ho jayenge pareshan

list main sab se ucha hoga humara naam

Life Of A Science Student

Life of a science student is so very tough

No matter how much you study it’s never enough

Science has made our life a mess

Now students are shouting in distress

Physics has become such a dread

I wish a coconut had fallen on Newton’s head

Chemistry subject is so very boring

And its equations seem never ending

Math is the world’s biggest headache

Solved it carefully but still there’s a mistake

Botany is the punishment for choosing BPC

Until you get it, you are half the size you used to be

Zoology is the study of animals and humans

I wish god had made us in simpler patterns

And this doesn’t end over here

Because exams were invented by fishel dear